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This is an act, because waaIdunnowhatever.

Location

Example location, EW galaxy, Example world

Cast

Story

During the war in EW galaxy, the freedom fighters are gaining an advantage. A group of elite protagonists have discovered Example character's evil lair hidden under an abandoned town.

Hopefully prepared, the venture into the ridiculously dark hallways... will they win?

Act

  • (John and Jack are standing next to the giant gate leading to the lair)
  • Jack: This is a bad idea, man... Why didn't we bring our friends?
  • John: Dude, story logic. We need to be extremely outnumbered to win. Besides, we're the main protagonists! What can go wro-
  • (The gate opens, and hovering robots surround the two)
  • John: Hey, you cut me off mid-sentence! That's not cool, yo!
  • Robot 1: YOU ARE TRESPASSING AND HAVE BEEN IDENTIFIED AS PROTAGONISTS. PREPARE TO BE BROUGHT TO EXAMPLE CHARACTER. AS WE GO THERE, YOU HAVE 2 SCENES IN WHICH YOU CAN DISCUSS ESCAPE PLANS.
  • Jack: Am I the only person who is not breaking the fourth wall? Oh, crap, I just did.
  • (Nobody was banned, but normally you would not be alloved to break the fourth wall. John and Jack are being escorted through the lair in futuristic laser chains)
  • John: Oscar tango... Whiskey whiskey whiskey whiskey...
  • Jack: I didn't understand any of that.
  • John: (Whispering) We attack the robots on "Tango"... I'll take the ones in front, and you take the ones behind us.
  • Jack: (Whispering) Much better. What was "whiskey" all about?
  • John: TANGO! AYAYAYAAAAAAAA!
  • (John and Jack break the surprisingly weak laser chains and proceed to punch and kick the robots)
  • Robot 2: OH NO! PROTAGONIST PUNCHES! MY ONLY WEAKNESS! JUST KIDDING, YOU GUYS ARE WEAK. WE HAVE ALSO REACHED THE END OF THE LINE ANYWAY. HA-HA-HA. AH, I NEED TO WORK ON MY LAUGH...
  • (A pointlessly big door opens, revealing example character's office)
  • Example character: Ah, the two main protagonists! How nice of you to come! It is actually not very nice of you to trespass on my planet.
  • Jack: Doofus! It's time to pay for your misdee-
  • Example character: NOBODY CALLS ME DOOFUS! Doofus McAhole is a long gone part of me... I am going to let you avoid a big speech about my childhood and all that "Oh I'm so sad and I had a bad life" stuff. I'm just going to send you to a prison now... bye!
  • But what Doofus was too stupid to realize was that the prison was right next to an armory... To be continued! (Not)

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